January, 2010


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Jan 10

Invest Wisely

The four most dangerous words in investing are, ‘This time it’s different’.
John Templeton

31
Jan 10

Narcissism and ROI

piggy-bankI had the “Finals Week Dream” last night.  I used to have that one a lot.  In the dream, it’s finals week and I’m looking at the printout that shows the schedule for my finals.  I’m going over the schedule, thinking about how much time I’ll be able to cram for each test, and I see a final on there that makes me absolutely panic.  I keep staring at the class number.  My brain starts spiraling. Continue reading →


28
Jan 10

The Blogger as Narcissist

Maybe I’m the Narcissist?

I’m the one writing this blog.

Could be I’m every bit as narcissistic as my wasband. Continue reading →


27
Jan 10

Diet or Divorce

heartsI did a double-take when I saw him.  Is that who I think it is?  We were walking toward each other, and I could tell that he was trying to figure out who I was, too.  “Hey, Jesse, is that you?”  It was him.  “Chris, how are you?  Haven’t seen you in awhile.” Continue reading →


26
Jan 10

Apologize

Never ruin an apology with an excuse.
Kimberly Johnson

25
Jan 10

Why Did the Narcissist Cross the Road?

The other night I really yelled at Jenny.  Yes, it is only January, and I have  already managed to remove myself from contention for Mother of the Year – 2010.  That didn’t take long.  Truth be told, I probably committed my first infraction on January 1st. Continue reading →


22
Jan 10

Winter

Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire:  it is the time for home.
Edith Sitwell

22
Jan 10

Children of Narcissists Take Detailed Notes

winterWinter forgot about us for a couple weeks — long enough for the snow to melt and the birds to enjoy pretending that it might really be over.  But, winter made an impressive return today.  Apparently it’s wanting to remind us just who the boss really is.  I had asked my young cousin if he might be able to split the rest of our wood.  I’m hoping it gets us through the rest of the season.  Will loves the opportunity to hang with an older guy, strut around with a hatchet in his hand, and have an excuse to drink coffee. Continue reading →


20
Jan 10

Out On A Limb

Don’t be afraid to go out on a limb.  That’s where the fruit is.
H. Jackson Browne

18
Jan 10

Take A Chance

This afternoon, on the way out the door,  Jenny grabbed her giant tube of Watermelon Lip Smackers.  She offered it to me.  I have a thing for Watermelon Lip Smackers.  I’ve had this “thing” since 7th grade.  Why do you think my daughter was introduced to Lip Smackers in the first place?   Watermelon Lip Smackers is slippery, sweet and slightly pink.  Being an innocent teenager is all those same things.  Or at least it used to be.  I smeared some on my lips, and suddenly I’m wearing Hash jeans, my hair is really long and straight,  I’m 13 and I’m staring at Greg Nickels. Continue reading →