“You guys, the site was hacked.”
“What do ya mean?”
“Somebody found a way to get into the site and change the coding.”
“How do ya know?”
“Aunt Pat called. She said she tried to open a post through Google Reader and the link to the post said something about Viagra. The Google search results are saying the site may be compromised.”
“What’s Viagra?”
“It’s a prescription a man might take to make his penis hard.”
“Why would a guy do that?”
“So he can have sex, I guess.”
“You need a prescription to have sex?”
“Nevermind.”
“So what are you gonna do?”
“I’ll have to fix it. Maybe it’s time to start over.”
“But mom, the blog has helped you and us and other people. You’ve been working on that for three years.”
“It’ll be okay, mom. You lead a charmed life, remember.”
“Thanks, guys, but you don’t need to worry about this. This is my thing to sweat about.”
“It’ll be okay, mom. I just know it.”
“Mom, you know that stuff you were saying about Mercury in Retrograde? Is it that?”
“It fits, dontcha think.”
“Why would somebody want to put Viagra on your site?”
“I dunno, honey.”
“Why would somebody hack your site?”
“I dunno.”
“That’s dumb.”
“That’s mean.”
“I know.”