I thought better of it.
I tried to talk myself out of it.
I could come up with something else.
But I can’t quit laughing about the truth in this email I received right after he left town. I got this from a friend who didn’t know what I was dealing with. And he got it from the hilarious world of the internet. (Timing is everything!)
The wife left a note on the fridge:
“It’s not working.
I can’t take it anymore!!
Gone to stay with Mother.”
I opened the fridge, the light came on and the beer was cold…….
What the hell is she talking about?
It’s funny because it’s true.