Moving On


30
Apr 11

Middle-Of-The-Night Musings

night-lightJenny can’t fall asleep unless she leaves her lamp on.   (We’re working on that.)  I usually wake somewhere in the night, stumble down the hall, reach over her sweet, eyelash-framed face and quietly turn off the lamp.

Last night was no different.  And because I also had to pee, I mistakenly looked in the bathroom mirror.

Here’s the first thing that popped into my head:

“God.  Do something with that hair.”

Then it was, “Can’t you find some better looking pajamas?”

Followed quickly by, “When are you gonna buy some of those whitening strips?  Everyone else is walking around with luminescent teeth.  What’s your problem?”

I turned off the light, crawled back in bed, and after letting out a long sigh, I thought…

Give It A Rest!

Let this woman be.

Can’t you see she’s trying?

It’s the middle of the night!  Can you let up on her for one minute?  Why do you always have to find the negative?  How about saying something kind, for a change?”

And then my brain took a turn in a completely new direction.

This is where it went…

  • Stop those mean thoughts.  Right now.
  • Find something you like about yourself, and – at the risk of being narcissistic – think on that for awhile.
  • If that doesn’t work, treat yourself the way you treat the kids – except for the way you treated Jen the other day when you yelled at her out of anger and frustration at yourself, because you were wallowing in feeling pudgy and ugly, and exhausted from dragging yourself up the last year in this decade of the 40s.
  • Sink back into those pillows, get some sleep for this body that could be worse, and greet the morning without the usual angst and toxicity that follows that first cup of coffee.
  • Go outside and breathe some fresh air.
  • Go for a walk.
  • Smile at yourself.
  • Then get in the car and get some of those whitening strips and some Monster Spray for the Lady With The Mean Voice.

Question:  Are survivors of narcissistic relationships more critical of themselves than the average hyper-critical, magazine-reading, teeth-whitening-strip-using, hair-obsessed, muffin-top-fighting, but still lovable, kindhearted woman?  Or are we all this mean to ourselves?


28
Apr 11

Write It Down

journalsLast week I got a word salad in my inbox.  Whether in oral form or written form, I’ve taken to mentally and physically preparing myself before making my way through these salads.  If he’s delivering the word salad to me in person, I usually prop myself up against a door frame.

History has taught me to settle in, because these can take awhile.

If the word salad is in written form, I usually make myself a fresh cup of coffee and find a comfortable chair.

Last week’s sermon was about the difficulties he was experiencing trying to get the kids stuff for Easter.  Within the run-on sentences about, “I just don’t know what they like…” and “They are growing up so fast…” I found a sentence that made my blood boil.

“… I understand that they aren’t supposed to come over to my house.” Continue reading →


25
Apr 11

I Hate Holidays

easter-eggAs I walked through Target looking for something to get the kids for Easter, I passed the poofy, over-the-top Easter Dresses.  I remember getting a couple Easter Dresses for Jenny.

She didn’t wear them to church.

She wore them in the garden while digging for worms.

She didn’t really need an Easter Dress.  I needed to be able to buy her one.  I needed to be able to take a picture of my little girl in a frilly, crinoline-stuffed, white dress, with a pink satin ribbon tied at her tiny waist.

That dress and the picture were on my list – the long, guilt-driven, impossible-to-achieve list of All Things Moms Do. Continue reading →


20
Apr 11

It’s On Me

charcoal-sweaterGawd!

I’m doing it again.

I’m complaining…

about the weather;

about Mark;

about Kevlar Man;

about my hair;

about this little town I live in;

about my to-do list;

about the weather.  (I meant to type that a second time.)

I’m wallowing in the deep, muddy grooves of my fallback position – that of the negative, the pessimistic, the gloomy and the down.

Quick!  Somebody stuff a sock in my mouth.

Enter @PicsieChick

Her gentle, sweet spirit, carried on the wings of butterflies – even in the depths of this season pretending to be Spring – sent this tweet:

How are you making your day fabulous today?


Yes!  She’s right!  It’s my job to make my day fabulous.

It’s not Mother Nature’s job.

It’s not Mark’s job.  ha…  ha…

It’s not Will’s job or Jen’s job.

It’s not Kevlar Man’s job.

It’s on ME to make my day fabulous.

I started with a little half and half and a pinch of sugar in the coffee I usually drink black to avoid extra calories.  Muffin-top be damned!

Then I answered some of the questions on Will’s worksheet – for him – to spread the fabulousness to him.

I sent Jenny outside with her roller blades and a dusting of the fabulous sprinkles.

I cranked the music on Pandora.

I called to offer to watch a friend’s cat while she heads out of town.  (Yes, offering help is a way to make my day fabulous.)

I opted to make the kids what they want for lunch, instead of what I feel like making.

And now, to work on my book.

It’s on me to make this day the way it can be – fabulous.

p.s.  Yes, I’ll be wearing my favorite sweater, too.


16
Apr 11

Playing For Keeps

faux pearl cuff“There’s no such thing as certainty.”

“Take it one day at a time.”

“People grow and change.”

“Forever is for Twinkies and the winter of 2010-2011.”

“There are no guarantees in life.” Continue reading →


10
Apr 11

Lessons From the Road

bridge-at-hoover-damI haven’t been in a hurry to get back to this place.  My brain still feels like it’s coming off of a shot of novacaine.

The lights are on, but no one’s home.

Before the numbness wears off and I lose the sweetness of escape, I need to jot down a few notes about why it’s good to get away.

  • There’s no point in going if I don’t like what I come home to.  Escaping only makes real life more difficult to handle and harder to swallow.  (You may be surprised to hear that we are happy to be home.)
  • Leaving for awhile gives me the ability to see the forest instead of the trees I keep running into.  The trees seem less daunting from a distance.  It’s good to get away to get the big picture.
  • Continue reading →


17
Mar 11

homekeeping 7

Will is still struggling with images of ghosts entering his mind every night at bedtime.  Jenny just cut five inches off her long blond hair.

I’ve been mopping up the mess as best I can.

I’m providing them with lots of distractions – there’s packing to do, new books to check out, sketch books and art supplies to gather and journals to fill.

We are leaving town in search of Spring and a new perspective.

I’m hoping some sun will warm our winter-weary bones, and heal our bruised psyches. Continue reading →


3
Mar 11

Playing the Part of the Stand-In

This morning’s Twitter stream included a tweet from @AlisaBowman:

Today’s Mantra: I am the star of my own life. I play a supporting role in the lives of others.

Her tweet was the cold shower I needed this morning.  It was the wake-up call that I’ve been ignoring, or another 2×4 to the side of my head.

After reading Bowman’s tweet, I gave serious thought to my relationship history.  I thought of the role I play in my own life, and in the lives of those closest to me.  I have mastered the role of the supporting actress in my romantic relationships.  The minute I fall in love, I willingly assume the role of CEO of Support.

If he needs me to bolster his confidence, remind him of his talents, say the right words in the middle of the night to allay his fears, clear his calendar for those important seminars, provide timely servicing to help deal with his stress, shine his shoes or gas up the car, I am the girl.

Meanwhile, I take a quick glance back at my life only to see that the lead role is left vacant.  I occasionally make an appearance as stand-in, but I haven’t been starring in my own life.

There was an actress in that role at one point.  I knew her several years ago.  I’ve seen glimpses of her recently, but she’s yet to completely inhabit the role of lead actress in her own motion picture.  She acts the part of mom real well.  She’s all-consumed by that role, but she hasn’t fleshed out the rest of her character.

When I read Bowman’s tweet I realized that I’ve been so busy supporting others, I forgot to be the lead in my own life.

I want my shoes shined, and my passions encouraged, and my fears allayed, and my tank filled.  I want to know what it’s like to support myself, as much as I’ve supported others.  I want to know what it’s like to get top billing.  I want to roll out the red carpet for myself, for a change.

 

If this has to be a one-woman show, then so be it.

 

 

**Bowman’s site is Project Happily Ever After, a treasure-trove of proven ideas for helping troubled marriages.



25
Feb 11

The Paper Chair

the-paper-chairI walk by this chair multiple times a day.  I’ve swept the dust bunnies of cat hair away from the rolled paper legs. I’ve straightened the legs after one of us has cut the corner too tight and clipped the edge of the chair on our way to the kitchen.  Each time I walk by, I wonder what it might be like to be light enough to sit down on this delicate chair.

I picture my spirit sitting on this chair with a white cup of tea.

Lately, my spirit has been heavy.

__________

Jenny made this chair while I was shoveling snow for the 57th time this winter.  I’d have been kicking rocks while I was yammering about the weather, only all the rocks were buried under eight inches of new snow.  While I was shoveling, Will was snowboarding on the fresh snow that blanketed the park across the street.  I could here the gliding sounds of his board.  Every now and again, I’d hear him yelp with excitement when he’d nail another epic kicker. I thought to myself, how can anyone have that much fun in this weather?  It’s 9 degrees outside.  How can that be a desirable way to spend an afternoon? Continue reading →


23
Feb 11

Notes on Advice

Please  give  me  some  good advice in  your next  letter.
I promise not to follow it.
Edna St. Vincent Millay



When a man won’t listen to his conscience,
it’s usually because he doesn’t want advice from a total stranger.
Lindsey Stewart

 


Advice is what we ask for when
we already know the answer but wish we didn’t.
Erica Jong

 


The only thing to do with good advice is pass it on.
It is never of any use to oneself.
Oscar Wilde

 


A word to the wise ain’t necessary,
it’s the stupid ones who need the advice.
Bill Cosby

 


21
Feb 11

Army of Love

army-of-love“Mom, will you help me make a bunch of paper airplanes?  I’m making an Army of Love.”  Jenny showed me how to fold the paper, told me the color order and where the gas tank went, and we made 13 paper jets.  As we were folding and coloring and giggling and talking of paper cuts, I asked her how she came up with the idea.  “I dunno,” she said.  “It’s a good idea.  I think they should fly over the world dropping candy hearts, like little love bombs.”

While my daughter might have a fine imagination, she also knows of the practicality of forming an Army of Love.  I don’t need to spoil the fun by saying, “Come on, Jen, do you really think there’d ever be such a thing?  Wouldn’t it really be an Air Force of Love, even if it could be real?”

She’s exploring possibility through art and writing.  She’s gotten a taste of the more unpleasant aspects of life.  It’s good to balance that with the freedom to try, to imagine, to pretend.

It’s good to be free to wonder.

It’s good to be allowed to try, with the belief that anything is possible. Continue reading →


14
Feb 11

When Will We Get There?

We see a lot of roadside memorials in this part of the West.  We often drive long stretches between destinations, and it is not uncommon to see several death markers en route.  I can’t remember when I first asked my mom what they were, but those markers are as much a part of any drive as wheat fields, mountains, deer and blue sky.  Often, the crosses are adorned with plastic flowers or wreaths or ribbons.

I’d never actually witnessed an individual decorating their loved one’s cross.  I’ve never seen a new cross being put in place to honor the victim of a fatal car crash.

__________

On the way home from the ski hill, grandpa piloted the car with the three grandkids.  I imagine he got ears full of stories of jumps, gooey cheese fries, bruises, near crashes and other amazing tales of the day spent on the slopes.

I enjoyed a grown up conversation with my brother as we followed behind in a separate, quiet rig. Continue reading →


2
Feb 11

Adjusting My Lens

friendship-braceletsI can’t deliver a swift ass-kicking to Mubarak, save all those children and spread a blanket of calm and peace over Egypt.

I can’t reverse the path of the Cat 5 cyclone currently heading for Australia.

I can’t warm up the temps, or remove all the snow from the Midwest.

I can’t save Polar Bears or Fringed Campion or Bog Turtles or Ocelots from complete extinction.

I can’t resolve the argument over baby-wearing or convince everyone that breast feeding is best.

I can’t make my garage door work reliably in sub-zero temps.

I can’t fix Mark.

 


 

I can teach my daughter how to crochet friendship bracelets.

I can train my cat to stay off the dining room table.

I can keep the wood stove burning and keep the nest cozy for my kids.

I can teach my kids math and history, a love of reading, and how to remember who is collecting which cards in Screwie Louie.

I can re-train my brain to find the happier grooves, and hit play.

I can hit pause when my brain tends to like to land on the sad grooves.

I can show Jenny and Will what it takes to be a good friend, by teaching them how to email or address an envelope.

I can show my kids how to save their money for stuff they really want, instead of wasting it on Hubba Bubba and Mountain Dew.

I can have a hot meal on the table when Will comes home from skiing with his dad.

I can show Jen and Will how to listen to each other, acknowledge feelings and then tease and laugh and move on without sinking into a funk.

 


 

As much as I care about others, and about what is going on in the rest of the world, I can’t do anything to help.

I can focus on my own little world and make a difference here.

 


25
Jan 11

Wise Words from Wee People

Jenny:  Tina has a quote on her bathroom mirror.  It says…

 

Life isn’t about waiting for the rain to stop.
Life is about learning to dance in the rain.

 

Will:   I guess ski days with dad are like dancing in the rain.

 

 


24
Jan 11

The Jury’s Still Out

“Mom, how come Uncle John drinks so many beers?  How come Grandma G doesn’t get down on the floor and play with us?  How come dad gets mad at me for getting rocks in the grass?  Why do we have to put all our toys away before dad gets home?”

Some of those questions are easier to answer than others.  I could have glossed over some of the answers, or completely ignored some of the more difficult questions.

When my kids were little people learning to talk, figuring out that a lot of life was spent relating to other folks and not just their mom and dad, I made an instinctive decision to answer each and every one of their questions.

I made the choice to use other people’s actions and attitudes as learning opportunities.

My instincts also told me to use a respectful, adult voice when relating to my kids.  Sure, there were times when we’d be snuggling or they’d be sitting on my lap, and I’d coo to them the way I sometimes feel that I’m biologically programmed to do.  And, when they were sick, I’d use a sweeter, more tender voice.  But for day-to-day interactions – discussing how to tie shoes, why you shouldn’t kick your sister in the butt with the pointy part of your cowboy boot, and why you may want to wait until you’re a 13 year old girl to roll your eyes – I’d use an adult voice. Continue reading →