Narcissist Quotes
I think the healthiest way to make it through survival of a narcissistic relationship is with a wicked sense of humor. I’m going to dedicate this page – and maybe a whole blog – to the incredibly ridiculous, bizarrely outrageous things that only a narcissist would be capable of saying. If you want to add to the list, please send your strange, odd, and unbelievable narcissist quotes to jesse@survivingnarcissism.com. You know that we’ll believe you. I understand if you want to be anonymous. Let’s keep them on the lighter, funny side. There’s plenty of other blogs for trashing narcissists. This will be for survivors who truly want a good laugh.
Here’s a few for starters:
“Hey, I’m taking the warped, damaged oak flooring out of my living room. Do you want it?”
I got this one in front of good friends, “You were a lot more fun as a girlfriend.”
“You mean to tell me that Jenny’s coming down with a cold? I just kissed her!”
“You guys will want to be sure and run out and get the Sunday paper. I’m going to be in it.”
“Your car needs a new air filter. I’ll put that on the list for Christmas presents.”
“I’m tired of your ski jacket. Why don’t you give me your Christmas Bonus and I’ll order a new one for you.”
“Are you at all interested in how this situation is going to benefit me?”
